Anonymous asked: I'd like to bend you over and bad your ass with my hard cock till I creampie you
Anonymous asked: I have been creeping on your blog on and off for over a year waiting for you to post a selfie. Thats my life goal. To see ya face.
omg ily that’s an honor haha but i’m not gonna post a selfie on here ever sorry!!! :*:*
Anonymous asked: im a straight woman and i have an insane crush on you/r personality holY
omg ilyy thanks bae
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques